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Tracks
That moment when you realize that the Doctor quoted Toy Story.
holy shit
What about the Lion King?
Or Mary Poppins?
The Rock Surprises Tamina With a New Car
The Rock has the best Twitter photos.
fabulous more like im fab, u less
i can’t
(Source: lady-eboshis)
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Beethoven:
ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
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Audience:
*cheers*
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Beethoven:
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOULTHIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
wugs:
sorry
(Source: orangesforyou)
Amanda, please.
My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
(Source: alexkoehlerschin)
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
(Source: splashclub7)
